1. Flerf citations always contradict the flerf’s claim. No exceptions.
2. Flerf challenges are fake. 2 Exceptions.
3. Flerfs are pseudoscientists when evaluating FE and science deniers when evaluating globe evidence. No exceptions.
4. Every attempt to flerf-explain a phenomenon contradicts flerf-explanations of some other phenomena. No exceptions.

Exceptions to Law #2:

1. Steve, a flerf from England that goes by “Hey Dude” offered to Pay Critical Think $500 to livestream before and after his flight from Santiago to Sydney. He paid.
2. Same Steve offered to pay $1000 to anyone that can use audio analysis software to show that Jeran said “since” instead of “sets” during a video Jeran filmed in Antarctica. He paid.